Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] you can deal with heat
[ ] you love a backyard bbq
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] you love the beach
[x] you are tan / kind of tan
[ ] you’re a bit of a bogan or you know what that means.
[ ] you have an australian something
Total = 2
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a good show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and/or dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10"
[ ] pasta is the best food in the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
Total = 3
Hispanic
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish/or a little.
[ ] You love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you can/do talk fast
[x highlighted, not totally died though] you have dyed your hair
Total = 2
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you can get short tempered
[x] you know somebody named Natasha
[ ] white skinned
[x] you get cold easily
[ ] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] It’s about the vodka.
[ ] you curse like crazy.
Total = 3
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O’ or Fitz or ends with a ley/ly,on,un,EN,an,RY,ny.–
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[ ] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st-pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland
[x] you can be very loud
[x usually?] you are a happy person
Total = 2
Asian
[x] you have slanty eyes
[x] you like rice a lot/sushi
[ugh, i wouldn't say that... haha] you are extremely smart
[x] you can play the piano
[x] you have family from an asian country
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you’re chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
[x] you know how to speak any asian language
Total = 6
German
[x] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] you drink your coke without ice.
[ ] you Speak a little German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you are Catholic Christian or Lutheran
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you’re at least or over 5'4
[ ] when you get angry some sort of accent comes out.
[ ] techno is your favorite or trance.
Total = 2
Polish
[x] you start laughing out of no where
[ ] you laugh with a high pitch
[ ] you like techno
[ ] you have to ask someone how to spell Polish
[ ] you have a round shaped head
[ ] you have dark brown, or blonde hair
[ ] you don't get tan in the summer
[ ] you know that you're not called Polish you're called a Pole
[ ] you are at least 5' 5" or taller
[x] you are athletic
Total = 2
Canadian
[ ] you like/do play hockey
[ ] you love beer
[ ] You’ve said eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french
[ ] you love Tim Hortons donuts
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] you have watched degrassi
[ ] You've made your own maple syrup
Total= 0
African
[x] You like fried chicken
[x] Watermelon is kind of amazing
[ ] You like/play basketball
[x sometimes] You listen to rap
[ ] You watch BET
[x what?] Kool Aid
[ ] You yell at the screen when you watch a movie in the movie theater.
[x] You support Barack Obama whole-heartedly
[ ] You can say the "N" word, and get away with it.
Total: 5
Brown AKA South Asian
[x] You have eaten curry.
[ ] You're Hindu or Muslim
[ ] You know who Shah Rukh Kahn is.
[x] When people come to your house, your parents suddenly have an abundance of food.
[x] Your parents care more about your grades than you do.
[ ] You have insane curfews.
[ ] Admit it. You're hairy.
[ ] You know what a lota is.
[ ] Your parents are super racist, especially against black people.
Total: 3
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] you can deal with heat
[ ] you love a backyard bbq
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] you love the beach
[x] you are tan / kind of tan
[ ] you’re a bit of a bogan or you know what that means.
[ ] you have an australian something
Total = 2
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a good show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and/or dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10"
[ ] pasta is the best food in the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
Total = 3
Hispanic
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish/or a little.
[ ] You love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you can/do talk fast
[x highlighted, not totally died though] you have dyed your hair
Total = 2
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you can get short tempered
[x] you know somebody named Natasha
[ ] white skinned
[x] you get cold easily
[ ] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] It’s about the vodka.
[ ] you curse like crazy.
Total = 3
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O’ or Fitz or ends with a ley/ly,on,un,EN,an,RY,ny.–
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[ ] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st-pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland
[x] you can be very loud
[x usually?] you are a happy person
Total = 2
Asian
[x] you have slanty eyes
[x] you like rice a lot/sushi
[ugh, i wouldn't say that... haha] you are extremely smart
[x] you can play the piano
[x] you have family from an asian country
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you’re chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
[x] you know how to speak any asian language
Total = 6
German
[x] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] you drink your coke without ice.
[ ] you Speak a little German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you are Catholic Christian or Lutheran
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you’re at least or over 5'4
[ ] when you get angry some sort of accent comes out.
[ ] techno is your favorite or trance.
Total = 2
Polish
[x] you start laughing out of no where
[ ] you laugh with a high pitch
[ ] you like techno
[ ] you have to ask someone how to spell Polish
[ ] you have a round shaped head
[ ] you have dark brown, or blonde hair
[ ] you don't get tan in the summer
[ ] you know that you're not called Polish you're called a Pole
[ ] you are at least 5' 5" or taller
[x] you are athletic
Total = 2
Canadian
[ ] you like/do play hockey
[ ] you love beer
[ ] You’ve said eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french
[ ] you love Tim Hortons donuts
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] you have watched degrassi
[ ] You've made your own maple syrup
Total= 0
African
[x] You like fried chicken
[x] Watermelon is kind of amazing
[ ] You like/play basketball
[x sometimes] You listen to rap
[ ] You watch BET
[x what?] Kool Aid
[ ] You yell at the screen when you watch a movie in the movie theater.
[x] You support Barack Obama whole-heartedly
[ ] You can say the "N" word, and get away with it.
Total: 5
Brown AKA South Asian
[x] You have eaten curry.
[ ] You're Hindu or Muslim
[ ] You know who Shah Rukh Kahn is.
[x] When people come to your house, your parents suddenly have an abundance of food.
[x] Your parents care more about your grades than you do.
[ ] You have insane curfews.
[ ] Admit it. You're hairy.
[ ] You know what a lota is.
[ ] Your parents are super racist, especially against black people.
Total: 3
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